Knock! Knock! It’s Me, your Girlfriend

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‘Knock! Knock!’

“who’s there?”

‘It’s me,’ she said

‘the same girl you always date’

“it can’t be”, (I thought out-loud)

“I just broke up with you,

I just ran and prayed to God, never to set my eyes on you!

really, who are you?” (with my voice shaking I replied)

‘C’mon’, she said laughing,

‘we may have different faces,

but it’s the same red-flags you keep ignoring,

you would think all your exes had the same parents hahaha,

pretty face, wicked heart,

big nyash but violent to knock your peace out,

you tell yourself you look for character,

but you know, an above-average sex drive is all that matters yeah? (wink wink)

you little sex addict, oh wait, you tell yourself that you’re just active,

sorry about that,

C’mon it’s me,

I’m just like Kate, Jen and Jess,

we are same-same, but different, but still the same, Hahahaaaa!

open the door and let me inside your heart again,

I promise not to break it this time,

there’s nothing left to break anyways,

pretty please open the door again,

you know I’m your type,

and it’s just a matter of time.

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